There are abounding accessories out there on how to advance your SEO (Search Engine Optimisation). So, this is just an approach to do just the opposite (just for fun). You may also find few clueless companies that actually implemented some of these techniques on their website.PART I - Non-technical methods.
1. Abolish all references of your area from business cards, invoices, email signatures and any abstracts you produce.
2. On no account allow anybody to link to any page on your site except perhaps the front page. A well trusted method is to put a legal notice on your site demanding that any potential content-stealing linkers get permission or face legal action. Axis-of-evil sites like Google, Yahoo, Bing, DMoz, LinkForge and online directories should all be contacted by your lawyers demanding they remove ALL links to your site.
3. Put ALL of your content behind a pay-wall. You have laboured long and hard on your content so its only fair that everyone should pay to see it. On no account put a publicly readable intro anywhere on your site. When someone does actually pay to read it, insist they sign an NDA (Non-disclosure Agreement).
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