How NOT to promote your site- part 3

PART 3 - Advanced methods

By now you should be getting single-digit page hits per month but there is still more you can do. If you want to play with the big boys here are some advanced methods:-

1. Contact your MP or congress critter and try to get laws passed banning ALL forms of linking to any web site, its all content stealing anyway.

2. Get laws passed that assume that ALL Internet users are potential content thieves and should therefore pay a surcharge on their Internet access to make up for the huge financial losses that companies like yours are suffering.


3. Get laws passed to force all ISPs (Internet Stealing Providers) to only allow their users to visit approved sites like yours. This is called a "Walled Garden" and worked amazing well for Compuserve and AOL. Lets face it, most of the other sites don't contain anything useful and are there just for hackers, pirates and content thieves.

To most web savy people, this article sounds ridiculous but there are companies out there now employing some of the methods in this article. Some of them won't be around for much longer!